Alexandra Burke Girl…. Whatchu doin *Wendy Williams Voice*
Poor Alexandra Burke just cannot get it together. First her hair now this. See I let you slide for the past three years with your rat nest weaves and that awful one that you sported in the Sure Deodorant advert whilst everyone was going in on you. When you are vocally talented, I’m more willing to turn a blind eye to such fuckerage. But this shit right here cannot be left unsaid in the silence - pardon the pun.
I know its D&G and I know you have/or had an endorsement deal with them but they did a number on your ass with this ill fitting Primark Maternity Maxi Dress looking like a toilet roll doll cover that could house a years supply of quilted toilet paper looking as cheap and tacky as they do in a 90 year old pensioners home. But the worst thing of it all is you actually look impressed with yourself. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did, looking a fool.
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